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Pjack NFL Draft Hot Takes

The show has fuckin arrived: The Christmas Eve of  football. The NFL draft. The time for people who don’t watch a fuckin lick of college football to get pissed about who their favorite team drafted  in the 2nd round. The time people make a mock draft 7.0 that they copy and pasted from 3 different website. Shut the fuck up, enjoy my hot takes and enjoy the draft tomorrow with a bucket of extra crispy.

Pjacks’ Can’t miss guys: 


CB – Jalen Ramsey: Tall, strong, great in coverage, especially in zone. Amazing in run support and getting off blocks. Jalen in the best player in this draft. All he did was make plays at FSU and will be a superstar within 3 years.


DE – Joey Bosa: In a 4-3 scheme, Bosa is a future pro bowl player for years to come. He’s not a rush 3-4 OLB, don’t let the disappointing combine number trick you, the tape doesn’t lie.


DE – Deforest Buckner: I’ve never been high on Oregon players but this dude can go. He never going to be a 15 sack guy but he’s going to live in your backfield and cause hell for 48 mins.


WR – Corey Coleman: Don’t let what he HAD to do at Baylor fool you. They made him a one trick pony but he has a better skill set than that. I could see him really develop and become Steve Smith pt 2.

My favorite under the radar guys:

DE – Emmanuel Ogbah: Go watch him vs FSU 2 years, he destroyed them, and then continued to destroy the big 12 the next 2 years. He gets up the field in a hurry in passing situations, if he gets better in the run game, he’s going to be a starter for a long time.


WR – Roger Lewis: If you watched Bowling Green at all last year, YOU KNOW THIS NAME. Kid made crazy plays all year and was the best player on a very good Bowling green player. I believe he can and will become the next great late round MACtion player.

OT- Jason Spriggs: I didn’t make this selection because he’s a Elkhart native. I made this selection because this white muthafucka can play and he’s from Elkhart and him being a 2 time all American speaks for itself.

DT – Willie Henry: As you can tell I’m a huge fan of interior defensive linemen and this guy really caught my eye. His performance vs IU was very atrocious but watching the Michigan state game live in person, I thought he he was the best player on the field. He has to improve dramatically in the run game to be a starter.

Pre-Draft winners:

LA Rams: The move to LA alone could put them in this position. The Rams traded up to the number pick to add their future franchise QB to add to their already superstar tailback.

Cleveland Browns: They suck. The Browns knew that they sucked bad, so they traded the 2nd Overall pick to the Eagles for a shit load of picks and will improve their roster from this quickly. They also got rid of that bum Johnny Manziel and hired Hue Jackson. Great fuckin job.

Oakland Raiders: Jump this fuckin bandwagon NOW. This team can win the division. Don’t debate bitch. I said they can win the division. The raiders had a a great offseason, they need a huge draft to turn the corner.

Pre-Draft Losers: 

Philadelphia Eagles: First they decided to give Sam Bradford $22 guaranteed, then they gave Chase Daniel, (their backup QB), 3 years $21 million HAHAHA. Lastly the Eagles traded a shit load of picks for the 2nd pick, likely to draft a QB. Lol What the fuck, I bet Chip Kelly wouldn’t have done this shit.

San Francisco 49ers: Kap is still on the roster. Nobody signed with them this offseason and they are not drafting in the top 5. NFL also gave them the toughest schedule in the league. Enjoy the projects losers.

Denver Broncos: Peyton Manning retires, and Brock Osweiler signed with the Houston Texans. John elway decided the best next option was to sign butt fumble. With little ammo to trade up with, Denver might have to settle with a young guy in the 2nd-3rd rounds. Not the ideal situation coming off a super bowl win.

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