Pro Bowl? More Like “Get This Shit Off My TV”

This weekend I watched a game of two hand touch football and a couple of 3-on-3 hockey games. No I wasn’t at the neighborhood park or the pond that had frozen over a little. I watched these things on TV as both the NFL and NHL held their annual All-Star games. It was trash. In every facet of the word trash you can imagine, both games were absolutely trash. Let’s go over an acceptable list of words you can use to substitute for the word “Trash”.

Debris
Droppings
Excess
Filth
Junk
Leavings
Litter
Rubbish
And my personal favorite, Scourings.

The games aren’t fun and they are a serious endangerment to the player who play in them. So what does everyone do? They just run around playing grab ass and hee-hawin with the fuck around gang. There’s no point in fans watching it anymore besides the sad reminder that football is almost over for another year, and we’re going to have to wait eight months for it to return.

Moral of the story: The Pro Bowl was trash!

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