Eagles Sign Tim Tebow. No, I’m Not Kidding.

Yesterday, the Eagles came to terms with Tim Tebow on a one-year contract, which begs the question “What in the world is Chip Kelly thinking?” We are talking about a guy that once had the following stat line: 1-7, -1 yd, INT. That’s a passer rating of

Granted, it happened in a preseason game, but still, you have to try to be that bad. Seriously. If he had gone 0-for-7, his passer rating still would’ve been 39.6.

Now I know what you’re thinking, “Surely, that must have just been a great team he was playing.”

Nope, it was the Bucs. And Darrelle Revis had the interception, so Tebow’s not even smart enough to know not to throw to Revis Island. I didn’t see the interception, but I watched enough of the 2013 Bucs to know that the rest of his receivers were probably open.

What’s really odd is that Kelly signed Tebow when there are so many better options out there. Such as:

Ex-Barstool employee Weird Haircut Seth

and

EDP

Who, by the way, didn’t take this well.

P.S. Before anyone says this was an act of god, no it wasn’t. If anything, it was an act of Satan, because now we have to hear Skip Brainless and Stephen A. Hole talk about this talentless doofus.

Also, no, Tebow was not kept out of the NFL because he’s an outspoken Christian. Kurt Warner was an outspoken Christian and was able to play in the NFL because he, unlike Tebow, didn’t suck.

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