Peyton Manning Retires

Peyton Manning, who may or may not have sexually assaulted a trainer at Tennessee and may or may not have taken HGH and was a total bum this year who would have gotten benched if he was almost anybody else, retired today, and of course the reaction was “what a great and #classy guy that Peyton is, Farewell, Sherriff!!!” Gimme a break.

SEC kiss-up Paul Finebaum had Steve Spurrier on his show, where he said this:

“Everyone in the South knows he should have won the @HeismanTrophy” pic.twitter.com/wupj2PuA08

— Paul Finebaum (@finebaum) March 7, 2016

I mean, I like the Ol’ Ball Coach, but this is idiotic for a couple reasons:

1. Nobody in the south knows anything, except, like, moonshine production and not having teeth. The former is actually a major field of study at Tennessee and most other SEC schools. The latter is the third-most popular hobby in the south behind “watching competitive traffic” and “racism.”
2. Charles Woodson was the best college football player in the country that year.

Anyway, later, Peyton. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

#NeverForget

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