UA-59049186-1 Airing of Grievances 2015 - Good if it Goes

Airing of Grievances 2015

I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you’re gonna hear ’em all!

Let’s begin:

The NCAA – pay your freakin’ employees already. No, a free education is not enough, especially since the “student” part always takes a backseat to the “athlete” part.

Tom Crean – You’re a putz.

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creandumb

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Urban Meyer – You’re a putz, too.

MSU Volleyball Coach Mork D’Antoni – So are you.

Notre Dame Football Coach Brian Kelly – You get the Lifetime Achievement Award in Being a Putz. How you kept your job after your videographer died because you sent him up in a cherry picker in 50 mph winds. That alone gets you the award. Your idiotic comments this year about how you were two plays away from being undefeated are just gravy. Hey, Brian, were those two plays you’re referring to your two idiotic two-point conversion attempts?

Gar Forman, John Paxson – You guys just suck. I’ve been saying it for years and now others are finally taking notice. Thibs wasn’t gonna get the job done, sure. You know who else isn’t gonna get the job done? Hoiberg with a roster that doesn’t fit what he wants to do.

Jerry Reinsdorf – You suck, too. Please sell that team. Preferably to Rocky Wirtz.

Vince McMahon – Figure it out. It took you hotshotting the bejesus out of a show to bring the Raw rating out of 2000 WCW territory. And it still ain’t great.

Hroniss Grasu – Be better. You’re gonna get Jay killed.

tWWL – You fired Bill Simmons, but pay Stephen A. Smith $3 million a year. On what planet does that makes sense? Your programming has gone way downhill. Your writing has followed. Just yesterday, some idiot you employ suggested Derrick Rose should be sent to the D-league.

Odell Beckham, Jr. – Be smarter. If the Panthers did call you a homophobic slur, that’s way over the line. But you still can’t pull the kind of crap you pulled. As far as the bat goes, that’s a lame excuse. What did you think he was gonna do? Hit you with it in front of 50,000 people? Come on, man.

Any additional grievances will be aired on Twitter @KSchroeder2325. Join me using #GoodAiringOfGrievances.

Happy Festivus!

E-mail: schroeder.giig@gmail.com

 

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