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ESPN Suspends Grantland
- Updated: November 2, 2015
Previous: “Worst Take“
INT: THE OFFICE OF ESPN PRESIDENT JOHN SKIPPER
John Skipper: Man, we’ve got to make more budget cuts. Things are awfully tight here. But what to cut?
*Turns on television*
What a great show! Now that’s what I call quality television! I wonder what Toolsard’s up to?
How about Jemoron Hill?
This is brilliant stuff! What a genius I am!
Better check up on our online content.
*opens browser, goes to Grantland.com*
Pfft. There’s no room for garbage like this at our company.
*calls secretary* We’re pulling the plug on Grantland.
THE END
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