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Thank You For Your Irrelevant Opinion

Allow me to beg your indulgence for one moment. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to this installment of

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where we scour Twitter to find the dumbest tweets out there and post them here so we can all laugh at the ignoramuses that wrote them. Let’s begin, shall we…

First up,

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I’ll just leave this here.

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Next,

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Sims was signed to the Toronto Argonauts’ practice squad, but was later released. The Saskatchewan Roughriders later signed him to their practice squad. As I write this, the Roughriders are 0-9 and Sims is still on the practice squad, so that tells you about how good Blake Sims is.

Next,

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Yes, Darren, that’s the only difference between the NFL and other businesses. Nailed it.

Next,

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So Richard Sherman and Patrick Peterson don’t count?

And, this round’s champions,

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This was the tweet that inspired my “Worst Take” blog. I mean, of course T.O.’s a 1st-ballot Hall of Famer. Only a complete moron would disagree.

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And there’s the complete moron, right on cue. I mean, Owens was the missing piece that helped the Eagles finally get to the Super Bowl, but I guess that doesn’t count for anything. No, Skip has decided that only players who were never locker room headaches are worthy of enshrinement in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

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You mean the Steve Smith that’s gotten into altercations with at least five different teammates? Yeah, he’s a fighter, all right. So, Skip and ESPN, thank you for your irrelevant opinion!

Join us again next time, as we continue to mock stupid tweets. You’re welcome.

Twitter: @KSchroeder2325 (Send all stupid sports tweets you see here, using the hashtag #blog)

E-mail: schroeder.giig@gmail.com

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