Thank You Four Your Irrelevant Opinion

We’ve got a long one this time, because people kept feeding me material. Also, this kept getting put on the back burner, because there were other blogs I needed to work on. Right now, most of the time I’ve had to write has been occupied with my upcoming Michigan preview blogs, so if I’m not posting a whole lot for a little while, that’s why. But I wanted to finally get this blog written, since I have so much material, so without further ado, cue the music…

Allow me to beg your indulgence for one moment. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to this installment of

where we scour Twitter to find the dumbest tweets out there and post them here so we can all laugh at the ignoramuses that wrote them. Let’s begin, shall we…

First up,

Last time I checked, Derrick Rose was in the Eastern Conference. So was Kyrie Irving. So was John Wall. No, Reggie Jackson is not worth $80 million over 5 years.

Next up,

You’re a moron. There. I said it. Terry Bradshaw has four Super Bowl rings. Andy Dalton has zero playoff wins. He’s currently tied with me in that department.

Next up,

This one isn’t so much stupid as it is odd. I mean, I don’t really doubt that Frankie Muniz has tested a lot of golf balls. He’s certainly got more than enough time to do so, considering that since Malcolm in the Middle ended nine years ago, he’s done a dozen or so cameos, most notably as Buddy Holly in Walk Hard, and most recently as a mechanic in the latest Sharknado movie. He also attempted to become an auto racer, and was in a band called “Kingsfoil” for a while. But I just can’t believe that the best ball on the market is a Top Flite. Either Top Flite paid him to say this, or he didn’t look beyond his local K-Mart, and thinks that’s everything on the market. Both scenarios seem equally likely to me.

P.S. I’m an okay at best golfer, so take this for what it’s worth, but I’ve found that the Nike 20XI-X puts 15 or so extra yards on my drives. I haven’t played with a ton of different golf balls, but that one’s my favorite. I like the 20XI and 20XI-S a lot, too, and no, Nike didn’t pay me to say this. But if anyone at Nike’s reading this and would like to pay, tweet/e-mail me. Info’s at the end of the blog.

Next up,

Now, Turd God’s an idiot. And he dabbles in R&B as well. But he’s right here. Punk was a great wrestler. He’ll probably never get the credit he deserves, but he was better than John Cena. Punk was better than Cena will ever be before even setting foot in WWE. And he made a huge impact on the business. Who does WWE sign a lot now? Indy guys. Kevin Steen, Pac, El Generico, Prince Devitt, KENTA, the list goes on. Who left WrestleMania the WWE World Heavyweight Champion each of the last two years? Bryan Danielson and Tyler Black, respectively. Punk was the one who got all of that started. I don’t care how many titles Vince puts on John Cena, Punk made the bigger impact.

As far as classics Punk had with people other than John Cena? WrestleMania 29 against Undertaker comes to mind. His title match against Daniel Bryan at Over the Limit 2012 was great. And those are just off the top of my head.

Next up,

Look, I think it’s a joke that Ronda Rousey beat out Floyd Mayweather for the Best Fighter ESPY, too. Am I particularly upset about it? No, because morons get to vote on it, people hate Mayweather, and at the end of the day, it’s a sports award presented by a network that employs Chris Broussard and Skip Bayless. But you can’t deny MMA’s popularity. Is it the NFL or NBA? No. But it’s still very popular.

And, just to be clear, MMA isn’t relevant, but soccer is? And spare me with the whole “worldwide” argument. Worldwide, table tennis is more popular than football. (Real football. Tackle football. American football. Not what the rest of the world incorrectly refers to soccer as.)

I wonder if they show MMA fights at Applebee’s.

And speaking of Ronda Rousey, this round’s champion…

First of all, you spelled Ronda wrong. And let’s look at some people that couldn’t beat Floyd Mayweather in a fight: Manny Pacquiao, Oscar de la Hoya, Canelo Alvarez, Arturo Gatti, Miguel Cotto, Shane Mosley, Zab Judah, José Luis Castillo, Diego Corrales. Ricky Hatton couldn’t even do it, and there’s only ooooooooone Ricky Hatton, ooooooooone Ricky Hatton. Were all those guys in their primes? No, but if none of those guys could beat Floyd, what makes you think Ronda Rousey could. Floyd moves too well. Rousey would have no shot. So thank you for your irrelevant opinion!

Join us again next time, as we continue to mock stupid tweets. You’re welcome.

Twitter: @KSchroeder2325 (Send all stupid sports tweets you see here, using the hashtag #blog)

E-mail: schroeder.giig@gmail.com